htm vs. php problem

[Erwin Moller]

Re: htm vs. php problem

John Dunlop wrote:

Ivan Marsh:
>

>Not a thing... but what does that have to do with the subject of the
>thread?

>
What is "the subject of the thread"?
>

John, didn't you pay attention at all?
This thread is about plowing fields with a monkey.
:P

Regards,
Erwin Moller

[John Dunlop]

Re: htm vs. php problem

Erwin Moller:

John, didn't you pay attention at all?
This thread is about plowing fields with a monkey.
:P

Erwin, I don't understand. If a monkey isn't a plow, what is it
doing in a field?

--
Jock

[Robin]

Re: htm vs. php problem

Ivan Marsh wrote:

On Tue, 19 Dec 2006 07:51:14 -0800, John Dunlop wrote:
>

>Ivan Marsh:
>>

>>[John Dunlop:]
>>>
>>>Ivan Marsh:
>>>>
>>>>The only thing to tell them is that processing .htm files as
>>>>anything other than HTML files is simply not right.
>>> Why?
>>For the same reason that a farmer doesn't plow his fields with a
>>monkey.

> I don't know, why does a farmer not plow his fields with a monkey?

>
Because that's not what you plow with... you plow with a plow.

Actually, you plough with a plough. Also, couldn't a farmer buy a plough
for 500 pounds and thus "plough his fields with a monkey"?

He could pay for it with a *cheque* too.

Robin
(watching the English language deteriorate)

[Ivan Marsh]

Re: htm vs. php problem

On Wed, 20 Dec 2006 09:53:57 +0000, Robin wrote:

Ivan Marsh wrote:

>On Tue, 19 Dec 2006 07:51:14 -0800, John Dunlop wrote:
>>

>>Ivan Marsh:
>>>
>>>[John Dunlop:]
>>>>
>>>>Ivan Marsh:
>>>>>
>>>>>The only thing to tell them is that processing .htm files as
>>>>>anything other than HTML files is simply not right.
>>>> Why?
>>>For the same reason that a farmer doesn't plow his fields with a
>>>monkey.
>> I don't know, why does a farmer not plow his fields with a monkey?

>>
>Because that's not what you plow with... you plow with a plow.

>
Actually, you plough with a plough. Also, couldn't a farmer buy a plough
for 500 pounds and thus "plough his fields with a monkey"?
>
He could pay for it with a *cheque* too.
>
Robin
(watching the English language deteriorate)

Thanks for adding nothing to the conversation, being wrong and arrogant.

[Ivan Marsh]

Re: htm vs. php problem

On Wed, 20 Dec 2006 00:55:48 -0800, John Dunlop wrote:

Ivan Marsh:
>

>Not a thing... but what does that have to do with the subject of the
>thread?

>
What is "the subject of the thread"?

How webservers decide what pre-processor with which to interpret a file.

[Ivan Marsh]

Re: htm vs. php problem

On Wed, 20 Dec 2006 10:18:11 +0100, Erwin Moller wrote:

John Dunlop wrote:
>

>Ivan Marsh:
>>

>>Not a thing... but what does that have to do with the subject of the
>>thread?

>>
> What is "the subject of the thread"?
>>

>
John, didn't you pay attention at all?
This thread is about plowing fields with a monkey.

Actually it's about NOT plowing fields with a monkey.

[John Dunlop]

Re: htm vs. php problem

Ivan Marsh:

Thanks for adding nothing to the conversation, being wrong and arrogant.

Bah, humbug!

--
Jock

[John Dunlop]

Re: htm vs. php problem

Ivan Marsh:

How webservers decide what pre-processor with which to interpret a file.

What would happen to the "subject of the thread" if, as
I think you would agree with me happened two days ago, the
discussion turned to something else, namely the folly of
handing ".htm files" over to PHP?

--
Jock

[John Dunlop]

Re: htm vs. php problem

Ivan Marsh:

Actually it's about NOT plowing fields with a monkey.

Does that not mean that it is about plowing fields with a monkey?

--
Jock

[Erwin Moller]

Re: htm vs. php problem

John Dunlop wrote:

Erwin Moller:
>

>John, didn't you pay attention at all?
>This thread is about plowing fields with a monkey.
>:P

>
Erwin, I don't understand. If a monkey isn't a plow, what is it
doing in a field?
>

True. Good point.
I guess it is looking for bananas (in the wrong place).
Maybe we better adjust the monkey's apacheconfig.

Erwin

[Erwin Moller]

Re: htm vs. php problem

John Dunlop wrote:

Ivan Marsh:
>

>Actually it's about NOT plowing fields with a monkey.

>
Does that not mean that it is about plowing fields with a monkey?
>

This thread is great.
Shall we keep it alive at least untill next year?

Erwin

[John Dunlop]

Re: htm vs. php problem

Erwin Moller:

This thread is great.
Shall we keep it alive at least untill next year?

The monkey (and me) has to stop for Hogmanay!

--
Jock