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  • Phester

    [Fluff] Microsoft FrontPage ad

    Apologies for the fluff post, but I thought you all would get some
    amusement out of this...

    A banner ad from Microsoft just came up as I was browsing a popular news
    site. (I can't do a screenshot on this machine, so I'll just have to
    describe it.) In the first frame, they show a gnarled thicket of
    illegible code next to the message, "We've cleaned up our act." Then a
    hand appears and wipes the code away and this appears in its place (this
    is an exact quote):

    <p>FrontPage 2003 now has built-in professional coding tools
    that help you produce <b>clean code</b> faster.
    That's right. We said FrontPage</p>


    Phester

  • Alan J. Flavell

    #2
    Re: [Fluff] Microsoft FrontPage ad

    On Thu, 23 Oct 2003, Phester wrote:
    [color=blue]
    > is an exact quote):
    >
    > <p>FrontPage 2003 now has built-in professional coding tools
    > that help you produce <b>clean code</b> faster.[/color]

    The correct markup for strong emphasis is <strong> , so they must
    have had some *other* reason for wanting bold text.

    SCNR

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    • William Starr Moake

      #3
      Re: [Fluff] Microsoft FrontPage ad

      On Thu, 23 Oct 2003 18:54:35 GMT, Phester <phester@fakena me.fake>
      wrote:
      [color=blue]
      >Apologies for the fluff post, but I thought you all would get some
      >amusement out of this...
      >
      >A banner ad from Microsoft just came up as I was browsing a popular news
      >site. (I can't do a screenshot on this machine, so I'll just have to
      >describe it.) In the first frame, they show a gnarled thicket of
      >illegible code next to the message, "We've cleaned up our act." Then a
      >hand appears and wipes the code away and this appears in its place (this
      >is an exact quote):
      >
      ><p>FrontPage 2003 now has built-in professional coding tools
      >that help you produce <b>clean code</b> faster.
      >That's right. We said FrontPage</p>
      >[/color]
      Guess I'll have to rush out and buy a copy of FrontPage. Right after I
      see those pork chops in my fridge sprout wings.

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      • e n | c k m a

        #4
        Re: [Fluff] Microsoft FrontPage ad

        > The correct markup for strong emphasis is <strong> , so they must[color=blue]
        > have had some *other* reason for wanting bold text.[/color]

        Maybe they were being bold? :)


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        • Philipp Lenssen

          #5
          Re: [Fluff] Microsoft FrontPage ad

          Phester wrote:
          [color=blue]
          >
          > <p>FrontPage 2003 now has built-in professional coding tools
          > that help you produce <b>clean code</b> faster.
          > That's right. We said FrontPage</p>
          >[/color]


          For several years now I'm giving every new FrontPage a regular try-out
          to see if it's capable of doing things good. So far there's nothing
          close to it (above sample shows they still got the wrong attitude to
          content-layout separation).
          But I have to give them credit 'cause their editor was a reason in '96
          or so that got me started on learning HTML.

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          • e n | c k m a

            #6
            Re: [Fluff] Microsoft FrontPage ad

            > But I have to give them credit 'cause their editor was a reason in '96[color=blue]
            > or so that got me started on learning HTML.[/color]

            Same.


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            • kayodeok

              #7
              Re: [Fluff] Microsoft FrontPage ad

              "Philipp Lenssen" <info@outer-court.com> wrote in
              news:bnale6$v8q pg$3@ID-203055.news.uni-berlin.de:
              [color=blue]
              > For several years now I'm giving every new FrontPage a regular
              > try-out to see if it's capable of doing things good. So far
              > there's nothing close to it (above sample shows they still got
              > the wrong attitude to content-layout separation).
              > But I have to give them credit 'cause their editor was a reason
              > in '96 or so that got me started on learning HTML.[/color]

              Same here. These days, I use EditPlus.



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              • CJM

                #8
                Re: [Fluff] Microsoft FrontPage ad

                To be honest, there is no reason why a good developer can't build a good
                site in Frontpage...

                If you disable the code-rewriting features, you are left with a souped-up
                text editor...

                Ok, so I don't think that is MS's sales angle, but it's true!

                Maybe that should be their next advertising slogan.

                "Marginally better than notepad..."

                Chris

                "Phester" <phester@fakena me.fake> wrote in message
                news:LtVlb.3467 5$dk4.913652@ty phoon.sonic.net ...[color=blue]
                > Apologies for the fluff post, but I thought you all would get some
                > amusement out of this...
                >
                > A banner ad from Microsoft just came up as I was browsing a popular news
                > site. (I can't do a screenshot on this machine, so I'll just have to
                > describe it.) In the first frame, they show a gnarled thicket of
                > illegible code next to the message, "We've cleaned up our act." Then a
                > hand appears and wipes the code away and this appears in its place (this
                > is an exact quote):
                >
                > <p>FrontPage 2003 now has built-in professional coding tools
                > that help you produce <b>clean code</b> faster.
                > That's right. We said FrontPage</p>
                >
                >
                > Phester
                >[/color]


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                • Philipp Lenssen

                  #9
                  Re: [Fluff] Microsoft FrontPage ad

                  CJM wrote:
                  [color=blue]
                  > To be honest, there is no reason why a good developer can't build a
                  > good site in Frontpage...
                  >
                  > If you disable the code-rewriting features, you are left with a
                  > souped-up text editor...
                  >
                  > Ok, so I don't think that is MS's sales angle, but it's true!
                  >[/color]

                  But that's exactly the point. I often hear the argument "this or that
                  editor will now leave your code intact". Duh. I don't need an editor to
                  do that. I can just leave the file on the hard-disk and throw the
                  computer out of the window if I don't want to change my files. The
                  point is that "marginally better than Notepad" would still mean they
                  leave _every_ little thing intact, plus some color hilights, plus the
                  same start-up time. Sorry, but they change things like &copy; to (c)
                  (as character) and so on, and the start-up time is also not the same.
                  Personally I use Netpadd which I consider to be "marginally better than
                  Notepad" (e.g. color highlighting, auto-completion, and _definitely_
                  leaves the code intact).


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                  • CJM

                    #10
                    Re: [Fluff] Microsoft FrontPage ad


                    "Philipp Lenssen" <info@outer-court.com> wrote in message
                    news:bnb1u8$vmu k0$2@ID-203055.news.uni-berlin.de...[color=blue]
                    > CJM wrote:
                    >
                    > But that's exactly the point. I often hear the argument "this or that
                    > editor will now leave your code intact". Duh. I don't need an editor to
                    > do that. I can just leave the file on the hard-disk and throw the
                    > computer out of the window if I don't want to change my files. The
                    > point is that "marginally better than Notepad" would still mean they
                    > leave _every_ little thing intact, plus some color hilights, plus the
                    > same start-up time. Sorry, but they change things like &copy; to (c)
                    > (as character) and so on, and the start-up time is also not the same.
                    > Personally I use Netpadd which I consider to be "marginally better than
                    > Notepad" (e.g. color highlighting, auto-completion, and _definitely_
                    > leaves the code intact).[/color]

                    OK, now I think you are taking this a little too seriously...

                    The point was, for all it's faults.. FP doesnt *have* to generate crap
                    code... It *can* be turned off.

                    I'm not sure what you are on about with &copy; - My version of 2002 doesnt
                    do that. This the appropriate options set, my code is never changed.

                    If you want to use another editor (or Notepad) feel free... You use Netpadd,
                    whereas I would recommend HTML-Kit. Horses for courses...

                    Ironically, FP will have a few features that Netpadd (and others) don't...
                    but this thread wasn't about comparing editors - the fact is that many
                    editors can do naughty things, not just FP.

                    And I'm not sure where start time comes in... another editor comparison
                    perhaps?

                    Look, I'm not going to advocate people rushing out to buy Office/FP... but
                    it's just too easy a target. Microsoft is crap, FP is crap etc... Yes, we
                    know... but 95% of everything is crap...

                    Chris



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                    • Philipp Lenssen

                      #11
                      Re: [Fluff] Microsoft FrontPage ad

                      CJM wrote:
                      [color=blue]
                      > Ironically, FP will have a few features that Netpadd (and others)
                      > don't...[/color]

                      Of course it will. The question is whether or not they're helpful to
                      anybody who knows HTML, and who also knows more than HTML, server-side
                      scripting, databases etc. are used for doing bigger websites. And
                      someone who also knows ASP or FP-Extensions are not cross-server.
                      [color=blue]
                      > but this thread wasn't about comparing editors - the fact
                      > is that many editors can do naughty things, not just FP.
                      >
                      > And I'm not sure where start time comes in... another editor
                      > comparison perhaps?[/color]

                      They all suffer from one basic misconception though if they're
                      graphical, i.e. pseudo-WYSIWYG... they make you think the Web can work
                      that way (or that a programming language can, which basically is needed
                      for many bigger sites, as opposed to just plain HTML).
                      [color=blue]
                      >
                      > Look, I'm not going to advocate people rushing out to buy
                      > Office/FP... but it's just too easy a target. Microsoft is crap, FP
                      > is crap etc... Yes, we know... but 95% of everything is crap...
                      >[/color]

                      Actually, I was serious when I said I give FP a try whenever a new
                      version comes out. I have this hope they put a lot of effort into it
                      and a lot of money so there must come out some value. And I do see
                      serious possibilities for an editor to do something useful. E.g.
                      something like a graphical CSS designer, which respects your
                      class-names and doesn't add inline-styles. Unfortunately, FP does just
                      that. I was thinking about doing it myself as part of a CMS I wrote.
                      For me it would need to be browser-based. I want to view my page, grab
                      a div-block, reposition it one pixel to the left, save, and only the
                      CSS media screen gets changed. Something like that I would definitely
                      give a try. Not that I would really use it.

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