Any "consumer review generators" available?

[aralsky@aol.com]

I am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could generate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like on amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a package available in your favorite programing language... thx alan

[Paul McGuire]

Re: Any "consum er review generators&quot ; available?

On Mar 29, 1:19 pm, aral...@aol.com wrote:

I am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could generate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like on amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a package available in your favorite programing language... thx alan

I have a fake supervisor reference generator for job interviews, a
fake house inspection generator for real estate transactions, and a
fake parole testimony generator - maybe you could adapt one of them
(unfortunately, they are written in dissembler).

-- Paul

[Peter Otten]

Re: Any "consum er review generators&quot ; available?

Paul McGuire wrote:

On Mar 29, 1:19 pm, aral...@aol.com wrote:

>I am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could generate
>realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like on amazon.com
>but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a package available in
>your favorite programing language... thx alan

>
I have a fake supervisor reference generator for job interviews, a
fake house inspection generator for real estate transactions, and a
fake parole testimony generator - maybe you could adapt one of them
(unfortunately, they are written in dissembler).
>
-- Paul

OP, please disregard. That was just Paul's fake usenet post generator
kicking in.

Peter

[Uri Guttman]

Re: Any "consum er review generators&quot ; available?

>>>>"a" == aralsky <aralsky@aol.co mwrites:

aI am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could
agenerate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like
aon amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a
apackage available in your favorite programing language... thx alan

it's called a human being. and hope you find some with ethics which you
don't seem to have.

uri

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[irstas@gmail.com]

Re: Any &quot;consum er review generators&quot ; available?

On Mar 29, 9:19 pm, aral...@aol.com wrote:

I am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could generate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like on amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a package available in your favorite programing language... thx alan

Python's standard module "ai" has a function called
"generateFakeRe view". I believe it does what you want, but I haven't
used it myself.

[bearophileHUGS@lycos.com]

Re: Any &quot;consum er review generators&quot ; available?

Python's standard module "ai" has a function called

"generateFakeRe view". I believe it does what you want, but I haven't
used it myself.

It's nice to have an ai module too in the standard library (A*, CSP,
etc), Norvig may help with the Python version of his AIMA sofware ;-]

Bye,
bearophile

[Michael]

Re: Any &quot;consum er review generators&quot ; available?

Paul McGuire wrote:

On Mar 29, 1:19 pm, aral...@aol.com wrote:

>I am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could generate
>realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like on amazon.com
>but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a package available in
>your favorite programing language... thx alan

>
I have a fake supervisor reference generator for job interviews, a
fake house inspection generator for real estate transactions, and a
fake parole testimony generator - maybe you could adapt one of them
(unfortunately, they are written in dissembler).

+1 QOTW

For some reason I think that's great :)


Michael

[Paul McGuire]

Re: Any &quot;consum er review generators&quot ; available?

On Mar 29, 3:40 pm, irs...@gmail.co m wrote:

On Mar 29, 9:19 pm, aral...@aol.com wrote:
>

I am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could generate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like on amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a package available in your favorite programing language... thx alan

>
Python's standard module "ai" has a function called
"generateFakeRe view". I believe it does what you want, but I haven't
used it myself.

You are two days early... :)

-- Paul

[Evil Otto]

Re: Any &quot;consum er review generators&quot ; available?

On Mar 29, 2:19 pm, aral...@aol.com wrote:

I am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could generate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like on amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a package available in your favorite programing language... thx alan

I really, really hope that you're looking to generate test data or
filler text.

If you're not, then DIAF.

[nullified]

Re: Any &quot;consum er review generators&quot ; available?

On 29 Mar 2007 20:34:26 -0700, "Evil Otto" <zburnham@gmail .comwrote:

>On Mar 29, 2:19 pm, aral...@aol.com wrote:

>I am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could generate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like on amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a package available in your favorite programing language... thx alan

>
>I really, really hope that you're looking to generate test data or
>filler text.
>
>If you're not, then DIAF.

Die In A Fire? Drop In A Fryer? Doug Is A Fucker? Drown In A Fart?

[Evil Otto]

Re: Any &quot;consum er review generators&quot ; available?

On Mar 30, 3:46 am, nullified <n...@null.null wrote:

On 29 Mar 2007 20:34:26 -0700, "Evil Otto" <zburn...@gmail .comwrote:
>

On Mar 29, 2:19 pm, aral...@aol.com wrote:

I am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could generate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like on amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a package available in your favorite programing language... thx alan

>

I really, really hope that you're looking to generate test data or
filler text.

>

If you're not, then DIAF.

>
Die In A Fire? Drop In A Fryer? Doug Is A Fucker? Drown In A Fart?

Any of those would accurately describe the underlying sentiment, but I
had "Die In A Fire" in mind specifically.

[nullified]

Re: Any &quot;consum er review generators&quot ; available?

On 30 Mar 2007 07:01:16 -0700, "Evil Otto" <zburnham@gmail .comwrote:

>On Mar 30, 3:46 am, nullified <n...@null.null wrote:

>On 29 Mar 2007 20:34:26 -0700, "Evil Otto" <zburn...@gmail .comwrote:
>>

>On Mar 29, 2:19 pm, aral...@aol.com wrote:
>I am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could generate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like on amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a package available in your favorite programing language... thx alan

>>

>I really, really hope that you're looking to generate test data or
>filler text.

>>

>If you're not, then DIAF.

>>
>Die In A Fire? Drop In A Fryer? Doug Is A Fucker? Drown In A Fart?

>
>Any of those would accurately describe the underlying sentiment, but I
>had "Die In A Fire" in mind specifically.

FM!, IWRFT!

[Schraalhans Keukenmeester]

Re: Any &quot;consum er review generators&quot ; available?

nullified wrote:

On 30 Mar 2007 07:01:16 -0700, "Evil Otto" <zburnham@gmail .comwrote:
>

>On Mar 30, 3:46 am, nullified <n...@null.null wrote:

>>On 29 Mar 2007 20:34:26 -0700, "Evil Otto" <zburn...@gmail .comwrote:
>>>
>>>On Mar 29, 2:19 pm, aral...@aol.com wrote:
>>>>I am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could generate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like on amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a package available in your favorite programing language... thx alan
>>>I really, really hope that you're looking to generate test data or
>>>filler text.
>>>If you're not, then DIAF.
>>Die In A Fire? Drop In A Fryer? Doug Is A Fucker? Drown In A Fart?

>Any of those would accurately describe the underlying sentiment, but I
>had "Die In A Fire" in mind specifically.

>
FM!, IWRFT!

Perhaps if he finds his miracle script he can also train it to create
and 'solve' funny acronyms?

[Octo]

Re: Any &quot;consum er review generators&quot ; available?

On 29 Mar, 20:00, Uri Guttman <u...@stemsyste ms.comwrote:

>>>"a" == aralsky <aral...@aol.co mwrites:

>
aI am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could
agenerate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like
aon amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a
apackage available in your favorite programing language... thx alan
>
it's called a human being. and hope you find some with ethics which you
don't seem to have.

People don't have ethics, they have morals. Ethics are characteristics
of collectives, not individuals.

R

[nullified]

Re: Any &quot;consum er review generators&quot ; available?

On 2 Apr 2007 04:48:10 -0700, "Octo" <octomancer@blu eyonder.co.uk>
wrote:

>On 29 Mar, 20:00, Uri Guttman <u...@stemsyste ms.comwrote:

>>>>"a" == aralsky <aral...@aol.co mwrites:

>>
> aI am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could
> agenerate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like
> aon amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a
> apackage available in your favorite programing language... thx alan
>>
>it's called a human being. and hope you find some with ethics which you
>don't seem to have.

>
>People don't have ethics, they have morals. Ethics are characteristics
>of collectives, not individuals.
>

I dont think the OP has either...
Wish I knew his domain, to put it in my block list :o)