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  • John Salerno

    #1

    how you know you're a programming nerd

    So last night I had a dream that me and two other guys needed to get a
    simple task done in Java. We were staring at the problem in confusion
    and I kept saying "First we have to create a class, then instantiate it,
    then..." etc. etc. They didn't agree with me so we kept arguing back and
    forth about it.

    Finally, in frustration, I shout "God, Python is so much easier than any
    other language!" :)

    It's not the first time I've had a dream about programming (and the
    others were much more uncomfortable because they involved math), but
    it's the first time Python has snuck into my subconscious.

    And as a sidenote, I don't know Java at all, so I have no idea how it
    found its way into my brain. Of course, it wasn't real Java syntax I was
    seeing, I'm sure...
  • bruno at modulix

    #2
    Re: how you know you're a programming nerd

    John Salerno wrote:[color=blue]
    > So last night I had a dream that me and two other guys needed to get a
    > simple task done in Java.[/color]

    Then s/dream/nightmare/

    --
    bruno desthuilliers
    python -c "print '@'.join(['.'.join([w[::-1] for w in p.split('.')]) for
    p in 'onurb@xiludom. gro'.split('@')])"

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    • mensanator@aol.com

      #3
      Re: how you know you're a programming nerd


      John Salerno wrote:[color=blue]
      > So last night I had a dream that me and two other guys needed to get a
      > simple task done in Java. We were staring at the problem in confusion
      > and I kept saying "First we have to create a class, then instantiate it,
      > then..." etc. etc. They didn't agree with me so we kept arguing back and
      > forth about it.
      >
      > Finally, in frustration, I shout "God, Python is so much easier than any
      > other language!" :)
      >
      > It's not the first time I've had a dream about programming (and the
      > others were much more uncomfortable because they involved math), but
      > it's the first time Python has snuck into my subconscious.[/color]

      I think Freud might have had something to say about that.
      [color=blue]
      >
      > And as a sidenote, I don't know Java at all, so I have no idea how it
      > found its way into my brain. Of course, it wasn't real Java syntax I was
      > seeing, I'm sure...[/color]

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      • John Salerno

        #4
        Re: how you know you're a programming nerd

        mensanator@aol. com wrote:[color=blue]
        > John Salerno wrote:[color=green]
        >> So last night I had a dream that me and two other guys needed to get a
        >> simple task done in Java. We were staring at the problem in confusion
        >> and I kept saying "First we have to create a class, then instantiate it,
        >> then..." etc. etc. They didn't agree with me so we kept arguing back and
        >> forth about it.
        >>
        >> Finally, in frustration, I shout "God, Python is so much easier than any
        >> other language!" :)
        >>
        >> It's not the first time I've had a dream about programming (and the
        >> others were much more uncomfortable because they involved math), but
        >> it's the first time Python has snuck into my subconscious.[/color]
        >
        > I think Freud might have had something to say about that.[/color]

        I don't even want to know how he would have translated python.

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        • jUrner@arcor.de

          #5
          Re: how you know you're a programming nerd

          Keep on coding. It'll just go away..

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          • Levi Campbell

            #6
            Re: how you know you're a programming nerd

            John Salerno wrote:[color=blue]
            > So last night I had a dream that me and two other guys needed to get a
            > simple task done in Java. We were staring at the problem in confusion
            > and I kept saying "First we have to create a class, then instantiate it,
            > then..." etc. etc. They didn't agree with me so we kept arguing back and
            > forth about it.
            >
            > Finally, in frustration, I shout "God, Python is so much easier than any
            > other language!" :)
            >
            > It's not the first time I've had a dream about programming (and the
            > others were much more uncomfortable because they involved math), but
            > it's the first time Python has snuck into my subconscious.
            >
            > And as a sidenote, I don't know Java at all, so I have no idea how it
            > found its way into my brain. Of course, it wasn't real Java syntax I was
            > seeing, I'm sure...[/color]

            You know you're addicted to a programming language when you have dreams
            about it.

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            • John Salerno

              #7
              Re: how you know you're a programming nerd

              Levi Campbell wrote:
              [color=blue]
              > You know you're addicted to a programming language when you have dreams
              > about it.[/color]

              Me? Addicted? No!

              Now back to the Python Challenge......

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              • Ron Adam

                #8
                Re: how you know you're a programming nerd


                When you are working on your programming project on Friday night instead
                of going out.




                When you do go out, you look forward to getting home so you can work on
                your programming project some more.




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                • John Salerno

                  #9
                  Re: how you know you're a programming nerd

                  Ron Adam wrote:[color=blue]
                  > When you are working on your programming project on Friday night instead
                  > of going out.[/color]

                  Ok, you win. :)

                  Oh wait, it's Friday night and I'm typing this message...dang it!

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                  • Ron Adam

                    #10
                    Re: how you know you're a programming nerd

                    John Salerno wrote:[color=blue]
                    > Ron Adam wrote:[color=green]
                    >> When you are working on your programming project on Friday night
                    >> instead of going out.[/color]
                    >
                    > Ok, you win. :)
                    >
                    > Oh wait, it's Friday night and I'm typing this message...dang it![/color]


                    Yep, Hah Hah... No wait, I'm here too. ;-)

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