In the spirit of the other threads...

[sdhalepaska]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

[acoder]

I've "No idea"!

[sdhalepaska]

I've "No idea"!

Or as it was told to me, 'No eye deer'. Since that was so easy how about:

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

[DeMan]

still no eye deer......

(I'm not sure the next one is appropriate though)

[MMcCarthy]

still no eye deer......

(I'm not sure the next one is appropriate though)

If you're not sure, it's not!

Mary :D

[jhardman]

If you're not sure, it's not!

Mary :D

hmmm. Is it a deer with no eyes and no legs fulfilling some rather personal biological function?

[sdhalepaska]

hmmm. Is it a deer with no eyes and no legs fulfilling some rather personal biological function?

Almost. What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and, how to say this correctly, that has been gelded?

[Motoma]

Almost. What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and, how to say this correctly, that has been gelded?

Still no *explitive deleted* eye deer!

[jhardman]

Still no *explitive deleted* eye deer!

see, that's kind of what I thought, but that implies *explitive delted" but now seeing OK. or not. Maybe I'm just analyzing the joke too hard.

Jared

[jhardman]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on a door step?

[kestrel]

Mat
ha ha

What do you call a man with no legs or arms floating in the water?

[Motoma]

*expletive deleted*

Or dead.

[DeMan]

Bob.....
what do you call a man under a car?

[kestrel]

a mechanic? Jose is the name of mine. Jose?

[Motoma]

Bob.....
what do you call a man under a car?

5 points.