A Programming break from our sponsors at Pigeon World:
printf(
"During my homeless time a few years ago I ate a lot of "
"city pigeons.... Find a group of them and have a hand full of "
"stones... Eventually you will knock a couple senseless and can wring
"
"their necks... Take them back to your sackout, build a fire and
cover "
"the birds with an inch of mud.... Roast them for a couple hours and
"
"crack the mud open... When you pull it off it takes the feathers
with "
"it and you have a nicely cooked bird... Sprinkle it with some swiped
"
"McDonalds salt and pepper, then enjoy.... Always better with a pint
"
"of MD 20-20.... Try not to open the body cavity as it will stink to
"
"high heaven...."
);
printf(
"During my homeless time a few years ago I ate a lot of "
"city pigeons.... Find a group of them and have a hand full of "
"stones... Eventually you will knock a couple senseless and can wring
"
"their necks... Take them back to your sackout, build a fire and
cover "
"the birds with an inch of mud.... Roast them for a couple hours and
"
"crack the mud open... When you pull it off it takes the feathers
with "
"it and you have a nicely cooked bird... Sprinkle it with some swiped
"
"McDonalds salt and pepper, then enjoy.... Always better with a pint
"
"of MD 20-20.... Try not to open the body cavity as it will stink to
"
"high heaven...."
);