Ode to Keith

[Wade Ward]

Ode to Keith

Push, pop, and pope.

Bloop. It isn't so much that I don't know what a bloop is, but more the
case that the C Programming Language doesn't have it in the
Stichwortverzei chnis. What's that mean, troll.

Gloop. Thunderfist is in San Diego. Where art thou, brother. Where's the
supercomputer, troll.

Floop. Hofstadter's for loop. Brilliantly presented.

Dan, dane, Dan-ite. Do you have something against Mormons, because I know
with 100% clarity that people who might turn into stone while others fill
themselves with large, jelly-filled donauts mean mitch caboolean. Tja.
--
Wade Ward
wade@zaxfuuq.ne t
"I ain't got time to bleed."

[Richard Bos]

Re: Ode to Keith

"Wade Ward" <zaxfuuq@invali d.netwrote:

Ode to Keith
>
Push, pop, and pope.
>
Bloop. It isn't so much that I don't know what a bloop is, but more the
case that the C Programming Language doesn't have it in the
Stichwortverzei chnis. What's that mean, troll.
>
Gloop. Thunderfist is in San Diego. Where art thou, brother. Where's the
supercomputer, troll.
>
Floop. Hofstadter's for loop. Brilliantly presented.
>
Dan, dane, Dan-ite. Do you have something against Mormons, because I know
with 100% clarity that people who might turn into stone while others fill
themselves with large, jelly-filled donauts mean mitch caboolean. Tja.

Utter, utter failure. You are not a good enough poet to be admitted to
social society, and you are not even bad enough to be a Vogon. I advise
slitting your wrists with the tip of your quill.

Richard

[Chris Thomasson]

Re: Ode to Keith

"Richard Bos" <rlb@hoekstra-uitgeverij.nlwr ote in message
news:46efb038.1 295355934@news. xs4all.nl...

"Wade Ward" <zaxfuuq@invali d.netwrote:

[...]

Utter, utter failure. You are not a good enough poet to be admitted to
social society, and you are not even bad enough to be a Vogon.

LOL!

I advise slitting your wrists with the tip of your quill.

Well, that could end up hurting him: We don't want anything like that.
Perhaps next time he gets one of his brilliant idea's, something will
suddenly jump up and slap him clear across the face... A quick sting is
better than cutting veins!

ouch!

[Chris Thomasson]

Re: Ode to Keith

"Wade Ward" <zaxfuuq@invali d.netwrote:

Ode to Keith
Push, pop, and pope.
Bloop. It isn't so much that I don't know what a bloop is, but more the
case that the C Programming Language doesn't have it in the
Stichwortverzei chnis. What's that mean, troll.
>
Where's the supercomputer, troll.

[...]

http://www.sdsc.edu/

[Tak-Shing Chan]

Re: Ode to Keith

On Tue, 18 Sep 2007, Wade Ward wrote:

Ode to Keith
>
Push, pop, and pope.

[snip]

Dan, dane, Dan-ite.

[snip]

This is not an Ode to Keith!

Tak-Shing

[Default User]

Re: Ode to Keith

Wade Ward wrote:

Ode to Keith
>
Push, pop, and pope.

Dan's not here man.




Brian

[Keith Thompson]

Re: Ode to Keith

"Wade Ward" <zaxfuuq@invali d.netwrites:

Ode to Keith

[snip]

*yawn*

--
Keith Thompson (The_Other_Keit h) kst-u@mib.org <http://www.ghoti.net/~kst>
San Diego Supercomputer Center <* <http://users.sdsc.edu/~kst>
"We must do something. This is something. Therefore, we must do this."
-- Antony Jay and Jonathan Lynn, "Yes Minister"

[C. Benson Manica]

Re: Ode to Keith

On Sep 18, 3:51 pm, Keith Thompson <ks...@mib.orgw rote:

*yawn*

Keith, a keen guru
cleaving through pointless drivel
with wonderful aplomb.

(Apologies if this eventually appears twice; my regular news server is
having one of its bad days.)

[John Bode]

Re: Ode to Keith

On Sep 18, 5:04 am, "Wade Ward" <zaxf...@invali d.netwrote:

Ode to Keith
>

[snip...whatever that was]

What the hell was that all about?

[Army1987]

Re: Ode to Keith

On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:04:55 -0700, Wade Ward wrote:

Ode to Keith
>
Push, pop, and pope.
>
Bloop. It isn't so much that I don't know what a bloop is, but more the
case that the C Programming Language doesn't have it in the
Stichwortverzei chnis.

It has, whatever a Stichwortverzei chnis is.

For example,
int i;
for (i=0; i<8; i++) putchar(i["*plonk*\n"]);
is one.

What's that mean, troll.

As we say in Italy, "è il bue che dice cornuto all'asino".
(Literally "it is the ox who calls the donkey horny").

--
Army1987 (Replace "NOSPAM" with "email")
If you're sending e-mail from a Windows machine, turn off Microsoft's
stupid “Smart Quotes” feature. This is so you'll avoid sprinkling garbage
characters through your mail. -- Eric S. Raymond and Rick Moen

[Richard Heathfield]

Re: Ode to Keith

C. Benson Manica said:

On Sep 18, 3:51 pm, Keith Thompson <ks...@mib.orgw rote:
>

>*yawn*

>
Keith, a keen guru
cleaving through pointless drivel
with wonderful aplomb.

Thompson reflects on
Meaningful language questions,
Not the mayfly troll.

--
Richard Heathfield <http://www.cpax.org.uk >
Email: -www. +rjh@
Google users: <http://www.cpax.org.uk/prg/writings/googly.php>
"Usenet is a strange place" - dmr 29 July 1999

[Richard Harter]

Re: Ode to Keith

On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 21:44:34 +0000, Richard Heathfield
<rjh@see.sig.in validwrote:

>C. Benson Manica said:
>

>On Sep 18, 3:51 pm, Keith Thompson <ks...@mib.orgw rote:
>>

>>*yawn*

>>
>Keith, a keen guru
>cleaving through pointless drivel
>with wonderful aplomb.

>
>Thompson reflects on
>Meaningful language questions,
>Not the mayfly troll.

In a poetry contest would that be a high coup?



Richard Harter, cri@tiac.net
http://home.tiac.net/~cri, http://www.varinoma.com
But the rhetoric of holistic harmony can generate into a kind of
dotty, Prince Charles-style mysticism. -- Richard Dawkins

[pete]

Re: Ode to Keith

Tak-Shing Chan wrote:

>
On Tue, 18 Sep 2007, Wade Ward wrote:
>

Ode to Keith

Push, pop, and pope.

>
[snip]
>

Dan, dane, Dan-ite.

>
[snip]
>
This is not an Ode to Keith!

I noticed that too.

--
pete

[Old Wolf]

Re: Ode to Keith

On Sep 19, 8:35 am, "C. Benson Manica" <cbman...@gmail .comwrote:

>
Keith, a keen guru
cleaving through pointless drivel
with wonderful aplomb.

The last line has six syllables

[Old Wolf]

Re: Ode to Keith

On Sep 19, 9:04 am, John Bode <john_b...@my-deja.comwrote:

On Sep 18, 5:04 am, "Wade Ward" <zaxf...@invali d.netwrote:
>

Ode to Keith

>
[snip...whatever that was]
>
What the hell was that all about?

Keith Richards, judging by the content