How to programm a "Gaydar" software in C++ ???

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  • Don A. Gomez
    #1

    How to programm a "Gaydar" software in C++ ???

    I want to write a "Gaydar" software in C++, so that
    I can have a mobile computer system calculate
    the gayness of the men I encounter.

    This does require a very sophisticated program code,
    a camera and a microphone have to evaluate the
    gayness of the target and the amount of data is huge.

    So, what kind of algorithms do you recommend?

    Which algorithms are best for detecting homosexuality
    in men?

    If you help me, you'll get $$$ when I'm able to produce
    and sell my "Gaydar" device.

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    • ralpe
      #2
      Re: How to programm a "Gaydar&qu ot; software in C++ ???

      On 22 Feb., 09:52, "Don A. Gomez" <spartan_i...@y ahoo.comwrote:
      I want to write a "Gaydar" software in C++, so that
      I can have a mobile computer system calculate
      the gayness of the men I encounter.
      >
      This does require a very sophisticated program code,
      a camera and a microphone have to evaluate the
      gayness of the target and the amount of data is huge.
      What OS do you plan to use? Will the code be able to use
      Microsoft's DirectShow for camara access?

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        • JLS
          #3
          Re: How to programm a &quot;Gaydar&qu ot; software in C++ ???

          On Feb 22, 3:52 am, "Don A. Gomez" <spartan_i...@y ahoo.comwrote:
          I want to write a "Gaydar" software in C++, so that
          I can have a mobile computer system calculate
          the gayness of the men I encounter.
          >
          This does require a very sophisticated program code,
          a camera and a microphone have to evaluate the
          gayness of the target and the amount of data is huge.
          >
          So, what kind of algorithms do you recommend?
          >
          Which algorithms are best for detecting homosexuality
          in men?
          >
          If you help me, you'll get $$$ when I'm able to produce
          and sell my "Gaydar" device.
          This is a joke, right?

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            • Jack
              #4
              Re: How to programm a &quot;Gaydar&qu ot; software in C++ ???

              On Feb 22, 9:53 am, "JLS" <defendu...@yah oo.comwrote:
              On Feb 22, 3:52 am, "Don A. Gomez" <spartan_i...@y ahoo.comwrote:
              >
              I want to write a "Gaydar" software in C++, so that
              I can have a mobile computer system calculate
              the gayness of the men I encounter.
              >
              This does require a very sophisticated program code,
              a camera and a microphone have to evaluate the
              gayness of the target and the amount of data is huge.
              >
              So, what kind of algorithms do you recommend?
              >
              Which algorithms are best for detecting homosexuality
              in men?
              >
              If you help me, you'll get $$$ when I'm able to produce
              and sell my "Gaydar" device.
              >
              This is a joke, right?
              This is a artificial intelligence problem that needs to recognize a
              series of behavior (actions) what would define "gayness". from that
              point on, it is a simple matter of pattern recognition. The software
              needs to be intelligent enough to learn and recognize new behavior
              that would also be recognized as gay given a particular culture and
              society.

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                • Old Wolf
                  #5
                  Re: How to programm a &quot;Gaydar&qu ot; software in C++ ???

                  On Feb 22, 9:52 pm, "Don A. Gomez" <spartan_i...@y ahoo.comwrote:
                  I want to write a "Gaydar" software in C++, so that
                  I can have a mobile computer system calculate
                  the gayness of the men I encounter.
                  Wouldn't it be cheaper for you to just sign up with
                  a gay dating agency?

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                    • Diego Martins
                      #6
                      Re: How to programm a &quot;Gaydar&qu ot; software in C++ ???

                      On Feb 22, 5:38 pm, "Jack" <accpac...@hotm ail.comwrote:
                      On Feb 22, 9:53 am, "JLS" <defendu...@yah oo.comwrote:
                      >
                      >
                      >
                      On Feb 22, 3:52 am, "Don A. Gomez" <spartan_i...@y ahoo.comwrote:
                      >
                      I want to write a "Gaydar" software in C++, so that
                      I can have a mobile computer system calculate
                      the gayness of the men I encounter.
                      >
                      This does require a very sophisticated program code,
                      a camera and a microphone have to evaluate the
                      gayness of the target and the amount of data is huge.
                      >
                      So, what kind of algorithms do you recommend?
                      >
                      Which algorithms are best for detecting homosexuality
                      in men?
                      >
                      If you help me, you'll get $$$ when I'm able to produce
                      and sell my "Gaydar" device.
                      >
                      This is a joke, right?
                      >
                      This is a artificial intelligence problem that needs to recognize a
                      series of behavior (actions) what would define "gayness". from that
                      point on, it is a simple matter of pattern recognition. The software
                      needs to be intelligent enough to learn and recognize new behavior
                      that would also be recognized as gay given a particular culture and
                      society.
                      well, there are many gaymes today for xbox, ps3, etc.

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