Assembler is better than C++

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  • Tim Spujum

    Assembler is better than C++

    Real men write their programs in pure assembler code.

    Sissies use C++.
  • Mike Wahler

    #2
    Re: [troll] Assembler is better than C++

    "Tim Spujum" <sluggosnake@ya hoo.co.nz> wrote in message
    news:20c8b3ed.0 310031509.6bda4 235@posting.goo gle.com...[color=blue]
    > Real men write their programs in pure assembler code.[/color]

    Trolls are everywhere.
    [color=blue]
    > Sissies use C++.[/color]

    Real men plonk trolls.

    *PLONK*

    -Mike


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    • .oO LGV Oo.

      #3
      Re: Assembler is better than C++


      "Tim Spujum" <sluggosnake@ya hoo.co.nz> a écrit dans le message de
      news:20c8b3ed.0 310031509.6bda4 235@posting.goo gle.com...[color=blue]
      > Real men write their programs in pure assembler code.
      >
      > Sissies use C++.[/color]

      .... remember the 90-10 rule ?
      when it must be dramatically fast or small, yes, use languages such as
      asm.... either, prefer simpler code : mixed C/C++ & ASM seems to be the key,
      na ??


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      • E. Robert Tisdale

        #4
        Troll Alert: Assembler is better than C++

        Tim Spujum wrote:
        [color=blue]
        > Real men write their programs in pure assembler code.
        >
        > Sissies use C++.[/color]

        This is an obvious troll. Please ignore it.

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        • Thomas Matthews

          #5
          Re: Assembler is better than C++

          Tim Spujum wrote:
          [color=blue]
          > Real men write their programs in pure assembler code.
          >
          > Sissies use C++.[/color]

          What is a Real Man? (As opposed to a surrealistic one?)

          On a daily basis, I program in C, C++ and assembly. The
          assembly code takes over 10 times as long than writing
          in C or C++, and I have over 30 years programming in
          various assembly languages.

          I only write in assembly language when there is a need
          for the speed, space or to take advantage of some features
          of a processor. I've got other things to do with my time
          than waste it away writing complete applications in
          assembly language. I sepnd a lot of my time researching
          for C or C++ code that other people have written, so that
          I can use the development time I saved doing something
          better like surfing or having water balloon fights with
          kids.

          --
          Thomas Matthews

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          Other sites:
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          • David B. Held

            #6
            Re: Assembler is better than C++

            "Tim Spujum" <sluggosnake@ya hoo.co.nz> wrote in message
            news:20c8b3ed.0 310031509.6bda4 235@posting.goo gle.com...[color=blue]
            > Real men write their programs in pure assembler code.
            >
            > Sissies use C++.[/color]

            Real men write their programs in machine code, using a
            telegraph key and an LED. Macros and mnemonics are
            for sissies.

            Real women ask for directions, read instruction manuals,
            and use C++. Which is probably why we keep them around.

            Dave



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            • Bonzo

              #7
              Re: Assembler is better than C++

              In article <umhgb.6599$a%. 4943@newssvr16. news.prodigy.co m>,
              Thomas Matthews <Thomas_Matthew sHatesSpam@sbcg lobal.net> wrote:
              [color=blue]
              > What is a Real Man? (As opposed to a surrealistic one?)[/color]

              One who does not respond to obvious trolls.

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              • Marcin Vorbrodt

                #8
                Re: Assembler is better than C++

                Yea, i bet hitler would say that too.

                "Tim Spujum" <sluggosnake@ya hoo.co.nz> wrote in message
                news:20c8b3ed.0 310031509.6bda4 235@posting.goo gle.com...[color=blue]
                > Real men write their programs in pure assembler code.
                >
                > Sissies use C++.[/color]


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                • Jerry Coffin

                  #9
                  Re: Assembler is better than C++

                  In article <blsc1i$70e$1@n ews.astound.net >,
                  dheld@codelogic consulting.com says...

                  [ ... ]
                  [color=blue]
                  > Real men write their programs in machine code, using a
                  > telegraph key and an LED. Macros and mnemonics are
                  > for sissies.[/color]

                  Machine code is for wimps -- REAL programming is done with a soldering
                  iron. A "quick hack" is when you use a wire-wrap tool.

                  --
                  Later,
                  Jerry.

                  The universe is a figment of its own imagination.

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                  • SenderX

                    #10
                    Re: Assembler is better than C++

                    > Yea, i bet hitler would say that too.

                    hitler?

                    :|


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                    • Marcin Vorbrodt

                      #11
                      Re: Assembler is better than C++

                      "SenderX" <xxx@xxx.xxx> wrote in message
                      news:i0qgb.6956 74$Ho3.150870@s ccrnsc03...[color=blue][color=green]
                      > > Yea, i bet hitler would say that too.[/color]
                      >
                      > hitler?[/color]

                      The owner of this domain has not yet uploaded their website.


                      Yea, hitler.
                      [color=blue]
                      >
                      > :|
                      >
                      >[/color]


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                      • SenderX

                        #12
                        Re: Assembler is better than C++

                        > http://www.hitler.org/

                        :?

                        The world allows this site to exist?!?!

                        What a damn shame...

                        Why post a link to that dribble?!?!?

                        [color=blue]
                        > Yea, hitler.[/color]

                        How many Jews have you murdered in your lifetime?

                        You low life slime!


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                        • Marcin Vorbrodt

                          #13
                          Re: Assembler is better than C++

                          "SenderX" <xxx@xxx.xxx> wrote in message
                          news:nKqgb.6958 68$Ho3.153047@s ccrnsc03...[color=blue][color=green]
                          > > http://www.hitler.org/[/color]
                          >
                          > :?
                          >
                          > The world allows this site to exist?!?!
                          >
                          > What a damn shame...
                          >
                          > Why post a link to that dribble?!?!?
                          >
                          >[color=green]
                          > > Yea, hitler.[/color]
                          >
                          > How many Jews have you murdered in your lifetime?[/color]

                          How many Poles, Russians, Ukrainians, Byelorussians, Checks, and other
                          slaves have you murdered in your lifetime?
                          [color=blue]
                          >
                          > You low life slime![/color]

                          You just made an assumption you uneducated moron.
                          [color=blue]
                          >
                          >[/color]


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                          • Jerry Coffin

                            #14
                            Re: Assembler is better than C++

                            In article <nKqgb.695868$H o3.153047@sccrn sc03>, xxx@xxx.xxx says...

                            [ ... ]
                            [color=blue]
                            > The world allows this site to exist?!?![/color]

                            Yes -- some people are in favor of freedom of expression.
                            [color=blue]
                            > What a damn shame...[/color]

                            I tend to disagree.
                            [color=blue]
                            > Why post a link to that dribble?!?!?[/color]

                            Why keep it in your followup? Why say "dribble" when you mean "drivel"?

                            Seriously though: members of oppressed minorities are _precisely_ the
                            people who stand to lose the most when/if freedom of expression is
                            suppressed. The minute you suppress one group's freedom of expression,
                            you make it just that much easier for the same to be done to some other
                            group. While the attribution to Voltaire is apparently incorrect, I
                            (for one) agree completely with the sentiment that "I disagree with what
                            you say, but if necessarily would fight to the death to protect your
                            freedom to say it."

                            --
                            Later,
                            Jerry.

                            The universe is a figment of its own imagination.

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                            • SenderX

                              #15
                              Re: Assembler is better than C++

                              > > How many Jews have you murdered in your lifetime?[color=blue]
                              >
                              > How many Poles, Russians, Ukrainians, Byelorussians, Checks, and other
                              > slaves have you murdered in your lifetime?[/color]

                              Zero.

                              Notice how you did not answer my question?

                              That's troublesome...

                              [color=blue]
                              > You just made an assumption you uneducated moron.[/color]

                              I hope I was wrong.

                              I just have a certain hatred for hitler...


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