Perseus: What an Idiot

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  • Thomas Matthews

    Perseus: What an Idiot

    Mr. Troll,
    Please digest the following slowly.

    You need to add the following libraries to your C++ implementation:
    Graphics capability for:
    RGB Monitors
    Vector monitors
    Monochrome monitors (allow for 32-bit gray levels)
    UART {and family} devices
    USB communications functions
    Fire-wire communications functions
    GPS functions
    FFTs
    Digital signal processing (DSP) functions
    Cryptography Functions
    RSA, DES, DSA, ECDSA, Diffie-Hellman, etc.
    Flash Memory support (including programming)
    EEPROM support
    A/D (Analog to Digital) and D/A converters.
    Stepper Motor controllers
    FPGA support
    PLD support
    Multi-threading
    Multi-processor support
    Multi-processor with multi-threading support
    Matrices {all matrix functions)
    Graphic functions (not just primitives)
    Optical Character Recognition support
    Scanner support
    Printer support
    Laser
    Monochrome
    Color
    Ink Jet
    Monochrome
    Color
    LED
    Monochrome
    Color
    Film recorders
    Font Support
    Bitmap
    True-Type
    Scalable
    Operating system support
    Mac OS, Unix, Linux, Windows (all), VMS,
    WindRiver, Nucleus, OS/2, Vax, Vrtx, etc.
    Network support (all known protocols)
    Tablet support
    Video support (including capture)
    All known graphic / image file formats
    LED and LCD displays
    Tape Drives (all types and formats)
    Disk drives (all types and formats)
    Tape Libraries
    Disk Libraries
    Virtual storage

    All of the above items are off-topic for
    this newsgroup. Since you have a hard time
    figuring out what is off-topic, I thought
    I'd give you a taste of some of the items
    other people want in the language too.

    [Sorry about feeding the Troll]

    --
    Thomas Matthews

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  • White Wolf

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    Re: Perseus: What an Idiot

    DO NOT FEED THE TROLL!


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