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  • dixie

    An intranet interface for Access

    What is the best way to implement a front end for an access database via a
    web browser on a private intranet?

    This is totally new ground for me. I want to allow users to enter
    information into a database and get reports via the normal browser
    interface.

    How secure is this? If the browser has access to the access application, do
    the users then have rights to that directory that would allow them to reach
    the database itself?

    dixie


  • Bradley

    #2
    Re: An intranet interface for Access


    "dixie" <dixiec@dogmail .com> wrote in message
    news:WGx_b.64$e j2.1893@nnrp1.o zemail.com.au.. .[color=blue]
    > What is the best way to implement a front end for an access database via a
    > web browser on a private intranet?
    >
    > This is totally new ground for me. I want to allow users to enter
    > information into a database and get reports via the normal browser
    > interface.
    >
    > How secure is this? If the browser has access to the access application,[/color]
    do[color=blue]
    > the users then have rights to that directory that would allow them to[/color]
    reach[color=blue]
    > the database itself?
    >
    > dixie[/color]

    Perhaps look into ASP pages using VB code?

    The user only sees the end result of the script (ie. HTML) and don't see
    your code. A simple way to do it is to embed a connect string to your
    database that your code uses to access your database then use code to
    determine what the person can see/access.
    --
    Bradley
    Software Developer www.hrsystems.com.au
    A Christian Response www.pastornet.net.au/response


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    • Marcia

      #3
      Re: An intranet interface for Access

      Bradley,

      <A simple way to do it is to embed a connect string to your database that your
      code uses to access your database then use code to determine what the person can
      see/access.>

      Can you give us a simple example of how to do this?

      Thanks!

      Steve

      "Bradley" <bradley@REMOVE THIScomcen.com. au> wrote in message
      news:Kmz_b.7359 5$Wa.61356@news-server.bigpond. net.au...[color=blue]
      >
      > "dixie" <dixiec@dogmail .com> wrote in message
      > news:WGx_b.64$e j2.1893@nnrp1.o zemail.com.au.. .[color=green]
      > > What is the best way to implement a front end for an access database via a
      > > web browser on a private intranet?
      > >
      > > This is totally new ground for me. I want to allow users to enter
      > > information into a database and get reports via the normal browser
      > > interface.
      > >
      > > How secure is this? If the browser has access to the access application,[/color]
      > do[color=green]
      > > the users then have rights to that directory that would allow them to[/color]
      > reach[color=green]
      > > the database itself?
      > >
      > > dixie[/color]
      >
      > Perhaps look into ASP pages using VB code?
      >
      > The user only sees the end result of the script (ie. HTML) and don't see
      > your code. A simple way to do it is to embed a connect string to your
      > database that your code uses to access your database then use code to
      > determine what the person can see/access.
      > --
      > Bradley
      > Software Developer www.hrsystems.com.au
      > A Christian Response www.pastornet.net.au/response
      >
      >[/color]


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      • dixie

        #4
        Re: An intranet interface for Access

        OK Bradley, bear with me here as I have no experience of this at all. I
        presume there is a software program involved here - ASP.Net or something
        like that. I presume that would need that software to develop the
        application? Would the end user of the application also need the software
        to run the intranet side of it, or is it only needed to develop it? The
        answer to that would make a big difference to me.

        dixie

        "Bradley" <bradley@REMOVE THIScomcen.com. au> wrote in message
        news:Kmz_b.7359 5$Wa.61356@news-server.bigpond. net.au...[color=blue]
        >
        > "dixie" <dixiec@dogmail .com> wrote in message
        > news:WGx_b.64$e j2.1893@nnrp1.o zemail.com.au.. .[color=green]
        > > What is the best way to implement a front end for an access database via[/color][/color]
        a[color=blue][color=green]
        > > web browser on a private intranet?
        > >
        > > This is totally new ground for me. I want to allow users to enter
        > > information into a database and get reports via the normal browser
        > > interface.
        > >
        > > How secure is this? If the browser has access to the access[/color][/color]
        application,[color=blue]
        > do[color=green]
        > > the users then have rights to that directory that would allow them to[/color]
        > reach[color=green]
        > > the database itself?
        > >
        > > dixie[/color]
        >
        > Perhaps look into ASP pages using VB code?
        >
        > The user only sees the end result of the script (ie. HTML) and don't see
        > your code. A simple way to do it is to embed a connect string to your
        > database that your code uses to access your database then use code to
        > determine what the person can see/access.
        > --
        > Bradley
        > Software Developer www.hrsystems.com.au
        > A Christian Response www.pastornet.net.au/response
        >
        >[/color]


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        • Bradley

          #5
          Re: An intranet interface for Access

          You can write ASP/HTML using Notepad if you want, but a development program
          will make it easier (esp for debugging) :)

          You'd need IIS server (a cut-down version comes with WindowsXPPro) which
          will process the ASP pages and serve HTML results to the client's browser.
          All the client needs is a broswer (and access to the web server of course).

          That's rather simplified but should give you the gist. I'm no expert here
          having just build my first ASP pages a few months ago:)

          --
          Bradley
          Software Developer www.hrsystems.com.au
          A Christian Response www.pastornet.net.au/response

          "dixie" <dixiec@dogmail .com> wrote in message
          news:n9R_b.5$ud 3.1085@nnrp1.oz email.com.au...[color=blue]
          > OK Bradley, bear with me here as I have no experience of this at all. I
          > presume there is a software program involved here - ASP.Net or something
          > like that. I presume that would need that software to develop the
          > application? Would the end user of the application also need the software
          > to run the intranet side of it, or is it only needed to develop it? The
          > answer to that would make a big difference to me.
          >
          > dixie
          >
          > "Bradley" <bradley@REMOVE THIScomcen.com. au> wrote in message
          > news:Kmz_b.7359 5$Wa.61356@news-server.bigpond. net.au...[color=green]
          > >
          > > "dixie" <dixiec@dogmail .com> wrote in message
          > > news:WGx_b.64$e j2.1893@nnrp1.o zemail.com.au.. .[color=darkred]
          > > > What is the best way to implement a front end for an access database[/color][/color][/color]
          via[color=blue]
          > a[color=green][color=darkred]
          > > > web browser on a private intranet?
          > > >
          > > > This is totally new ground for me. I want to allow users to enter
          > > > information into a database and get reports via the normal browser
          > > > interface.
          > > >
          > > > How secure is this? If the browser has access to the access[/color][/color]
          > application,[color=green]
          > > do[color=darkred]
          > > > the users then have rights to that directory that would allow them to[/color]
          > > reach[color=darkred]
          > > > the database itself?
          > > >
          > > > dixie[/color]
          > >
          > > Perhaps look into ASP pages using VB code?
          > >
          > > The user only sees the end result of the script (ie. HTML) and don't see
          > > your code. A simple way to do it is to embed a connect string to your
          > > database that your code uses to access your database then use code to
          > > determine what the person can see/access.
          > > --
          > > Bradley
          > > Software Developer www.hrsystems.com.au
          > > A Christian Response www.pastornet.net.au/response
          > >
          > >[/color]
          >
          >[/color]


          Comment

          • Jerry Boone

            #6
            Re: An intranet interface for Access

            Using .Net is great once you surpass the learning curve, but if your over 50
            years of age, your chances of expiring may occur before you reach expert
            level! Luckily, I started this at age 31... so I might make it if I try
            really hard...

            What you really need to look at is ADO (for asp) or ADO.NET (for asp.net).
            These components can be used as a middle layer that would be "sandwiched "
            between your data source (mdb, sql db, et.) and your presentation Html.
            They are responsible for connecting to your database (adodb.connecti on -
            provide your connection string here), invoking a query or table open
            (adodb.command) , and finally returning that data into an object variable
            (adodb.recordse t) (usually a recordset or dataset object) in which you can
            loop through to render the appropriate html to the client.

            It's important to remember that Asp pages can be completely dynamic. You
            write html in those files... then when you get to a part where you want to
            display data from Access you use the <% and %> tags to tell IIS that you are
            putting vbscript code here. There are methods, properties, and access to a
            slew of Asp related environment stuff.

            In ASP.Net, I would recommend that you check out http://www.asp.net and
            download "Web Matrix" from Microsoft. It's free, works very nice, and is
            free (did I already say that?). I use VS 2003 and get along fine with it,
            however after I discovered Web Matrix... I realized that life could have
            been much simpler had I started with it instead.

            Did I mention that you will have difficulty in this if you are not fairly
            proficient in vb, vba, vbscript, C++, or some supported language? If you
            decide to run with ASP -- look hard into building ActiveX dll's to "house"
            the bulk of your VB code. They are way simpler to debug since you can run
            them in VB6 and do full debugging. When you have it working good, you can
            then make a setup package and install it on the server.

            Lastly, there are tons of websites and books dedicated to these
            technologies. I can't really say that I like any of them best, except for
            "Programmin g Visual Basic .NET" by Francesco Balena - 1500 pages.

            Here is a quick and dirty example of how to iterate data onto a page using
            ASP...

            cn.Open "Provider=Micro soft.Jet.OLEDB. 4.0;Data Source=c:\db6.m db;Persist
            Security Info=False"
            or -- create a DSN and use...
            cn.Open "myDSN"

            -Begin Code---------------------------
            <HTML>
            <BODY>
            <p>This is my html code... next will be column 0 from the table I select
            from.</p>
            <% 'test1.asp
            dim cn
            dim rs

            set cn = Server.CreateOb ject("ADODB.Con nection")

            'cn.Open "DB6" 'in case we want to play with dsn props
            cn.Open "Provider=Micro soft.Jet.OLEDB. 4.0;Data Source=c:\db6.m db;Persist
            Security Info=False"

            Set rs = Server.CreateOb ject("ADODB.Rec ordset")
            rs.CursorLocati on = 1
            rs.Open "SELECT anything from whatever'", cn, 1, 1

            response.write "<table>"
            do until rs.eof
            response.write "<tr><td>" & rs.fields(0) & "</td></tr>"
            rs.movenext
            loop
            response.write "</table>"
            %>

            </BODY>
            </HTML>
            -End Code---------------------------


            --
            Jerry Boone
            Analytical Technologies, Inc.

            Secure Hosting and Development Solutions for ASP, ASP.NET, SQL Server, and
            Access



            "dixie" <dixiec@dogmail .com> wrote in message
            news:n9R_b.5$ud 3.1085@nnrp1.oz email.com.au...[color=blue]
            > OK Bradley, bear with me here as I have no experience of this at all. I
            > presume there is a software program involved here - ASP.Net or something
            > like that. I presume that would need that software to develop the
            > application? Would the end user of the application also need the software
            > to run the intranet side of it, or is it only needed to develop it? The
            > answer to that would make a big difference to me.
            >
            > dixie
            >
            > "Bradley" <bradley@REMOVE THIScomcen.com. au> wrote in message
            > news:Kmz_b.7359 5$Wa.61356@news-server.bigpond. net.au...[color=green]
            > >
            > > "dixie" <dixiec@dogmail .com> wrote in message
            > > news:WGx_b.64$e j2.1893@nnrp1.o zemail.com.au.. .[color=darkred]
            > > > What is the best way to implement a front end for an access database[/color][/color][/color]
            via[color=blue]
            > a[color=green][color=darkred]
            > > > web browser on a private intranet?
            > > >
            > > > This is totally new ground for me. I want to allow users to enter
            > > > information into a database and get reports via the normal browser
            > > > interface.
            > > >
            > > > How secure is this? If the browser has access to the access[/color][/color]
            > application,[color=green]
            > > do[color=darkred]
            > > > the users then have rights to that directory that would allow them to[/color]
            > > reach[color=darkred]
            > > > the database itself?
            > > >
            > > > dixie[/color]
            > >
            > > Perhaps look into ASP pages using VB code?
            > >
            > > The user only sees the end result of the script (ie. HTML) and don't see
            > > your code. A simple way to do it is to embed a connect string to your
            > > database that your code uses to access your database then use code to
            > > determine what the person can see/access.
            > > --
            > > Bradley
            > > Software Developer www.hrsystems.com.au
            > > A Christian Response www.pastornet.net.au/response
            > >
            > >[/color]
            >
            >[/color]


            Comment

            • Jerry Boone

              #7
              Re: An intranet interface for Access

              I don't know Chuck... dixie hasn't exactly defined what the application is
              yet. I know that if I were starting fresh, it would be with Web Matrix,
              then on to VS. Asp is great, I love the speed, simplicity, and ActiveX
              dll's... but my gosh, some of the things I have done lately I could have
              never accomplished with Asp (at least before that magic number of 50). I
              have discovered 3rd party components by Infragistics and Crystal that just
              light the application on fire with functionality and fairly smart rendering
              to specific browsers without my intervention.

              Many Intranet applications are put to good use as a reporting tool. For
              this, Crystal would be wonderfull as a web reporting tool. Again, the
              technology takes some time to grasp... but once you do the first one they
              get easier. Microsoft recently released a new reporting tool for Sql Server
              that has my attention -- Sql Reporting Services. If you own Sql Server, you
              can use it free. I haven't played with it yet, but I would sort of think
              that you could link an MDB as an OLEDB source to Sql Server and report out
              it. Features such as scheduled report generation and delivery via email, a
              complete portal for Intranet or Internet use for access to reports with a
              security system implemented, and some other things I can't recollect at this
              hour. There is a great video of the launch at:
              Get the flexibility you need to use integrated solutions, apps, and innovations in technology with your data, wherever it lives—in the cloud, on-premises, or at the edge.


              Sorry about the age thing - I didn't know you were still a kid... (umm... at
              heart anyway). That's a good quality for a programmer to have. Most people
              eventually get fed up with change. Good for you sir!

              It's been quiet and orderly in this newsgroup lately, hasn't it?


              "Chuck Grimsby" <c.grimsby@worl dnet.att.net.in valid> wrote in message
              news:t0jq30983k covu01eubevrndb 20nl43rq8@4ax.c om...[color=blue]
              > On Wed, 25 Feb 2004 16:52:52 GMT, "Jerry Boone"
              > <jerryb@antech. biz.killspam> wrote:[color=green]
              > >Using .Net is great once you surpass the learning curve, but if your over[/color][/color]
              50[color=blue][color=green]
              > >years of age, your chances of expiring may occur before you reach expert
              > >level! Luckily, I started this at age 31... so I might make it if I try
              > >really hard...[/color]
              >
              > <Ptttthhhhh!> .NET isn't all *that* bad. It just requires a
              > different way of looking at things. On many levels, sadly (for the
              > learning curve). But age isn't a qualifier! I don't want to say at
              > what age I was when I did my first .Net app.... Or my latest, for
              > that matter!
              >
              > Regardless of the learning curve however, let's be clear here... .Net
              > is *NOT* required for this application, nor is it any easier in .Net
              > (unless that's what you're used to). "Classic" ("regular", "old",
              > "straight", "normal", etc., etc., ad nauseum) will work just fine, and
              > it's a *lot* easier to set up and get working. Cheaper too, since the
              > only thing you need other then a IIS server is an HTML editor (or
              > NotePad).
              >
              > Granted, however, I'd probably do this in .Net too if I had the
              > choice! .Net, once you're over the learning curve, is *that* much
              > nicer to use! It's just not _required_ for this application.
              >
              >
              > --
              > Explain Counter-clockwise To Someone With A Digital Watch
              >[/color]


              Comment

              • Jerry Boone

                #8
                Re: An intranet interface for Access

                > I do't know any more then what was posted as well, so I based my[color=blue]
                > opinion on that. .Net is pretty neat, but in most cases it's not
                > _required_. And since that's an additional set up for the Network
                > Admin, I try not to force it's use unless it's required.[/color]

                Right, but the framework is easy to load up... and part of Windows Server
                2003 so it will get easier as admins adopt .net apps (win or web) on
                servers. Asp is fast, asp.net is faster with it's full caching abilities.

                [color=blue]
                > I gave up on Crystal for web reporting quite a while ago. I can do
                > more, faster in HTML code and a freeware java scripting applet I found
                > on the net for whatever graphs are needed. I'm not big on graphs
                > however, nor are most of my customers, so it's not a big loss. Most
                > are more interested in getting the data, and getting it fast. HTML
                > and ASP are faster then HTML, ASP.NET & Crystal. That wasn't
                > something I had to spend a lot of time thinking about....[/color]

                Yes, Crystal is nice, but slow... but more importantly (to me) it eats the
                server alive and costs a fortune to license to a mass of concurrent users.
                I keep it around because I don't have more than 2 or 3 people out of 180
                users at one time that need a report so I get by with the version that comes
                with .net. I purchased 8.5 and implemented a nice asp web reporting app a
                couple years ago for a busy laboratory and it's still running and doing ok,
                never misses. Out of all of reports, the end goal in every case is to get
                it into a pdf for perfect printing and customer portability/storage.

                [color=blue]
                > I try not to use 3rd party controls. Period. Ever. Nothing against
                > them, I just don't use them unless I have no other choice. Well,
                > maybe I see it as something against *me*, since in most cases, it's
                > something I *should* have been able to do myself.[/color]

                Hmm... not sure if I agree with that, I doubt I would ever blame myself for
                not writing Windows, or IIS. I really like what I can do with the
                Infragistics grids and graphs, they are amazing tools. I could spend years
                coding that functionality, but I am definetly not going to... so $499 to the
                customer and we are happy, happy campers. If you buy the subscription, you
                can even get thier source code to modify! In case you haven't looked into
                this, it does things like sorting without postbacks (very slick js)...
                allows data modifcations and updates all over the populated grid that are
                posted with a single batch postback. You can even size columns in the
                browser without postback. You can even load hierachle data and tree branch
                it, which occurs when it notices that you have a multilevel dataset with
                relations. The list just goes and goes... not to even mention what the
                graphing capabilities are... geez... and it's all fast if you do things
                right, which is a learning thing as usual.

                [color=blue]
                > Sql Reporting Services... Sorry, I haven't seen that. I've been doing
                > Scheduled Reporting and Emailing information out of SQL Server for
                > quite a few years now however, so that won't be a "plus" for me. Hunt
                > around in the Knowledgebase (or around the net) and you'll find
                > samples how to do all that without the new "tool".[/color]

                Been there and doing that. You should really check out that video and demo
                clip sometime, it will have your attention about 1/2 way through (after the
                marketing blah blah you know).
                [color=blue]
                > Anyways, this thread has now left the "arena" of Access, so if we want
                > to continue this discussion, we'll need to take it somewhere else.[/color]

                I agree - where do you want to go today? :)
                [color=blue]
                > It was nice having a discussion on .Net without having the "holy
                > warriors" from both sides joining in though![/color]

                Hmmm... yes, a marching they will come...


                Comment

                • starwars

                  #9
                  Re: An intranet interface for Access

                  Jerry Buffoone, have you figured it out yet? That you were had?

                  Sorry, butthead, you jist isnt as smart as you thot you wuz.

                  Nice little anecdote for the CDMA annals. [that's "anals" for Fenton]

                  take care, butthead.

                  In article <xud%b.1146$FE7 .448343106@news svr11.news.prod igy.com>
                  "Jerry Boone" <jerryb@antech. biz.nospam> wrote:[color=blue]
                  >
                  > I don't know Chuck... dixie hasn't exactly defined what the application is
                  > yet. I know that if I were starting fresh, it would be with Web Matrix,
                  > then on to VS. Asp is great, I love the speed, simplicity, and ActiveX
                  > dll's... but my gosh, some of the things I have done lately I could have
                  > never accomplished with Asp (at least before that magic number of 50). I
                  > have discovered 3rd party components by Infragistics and Crystal that just
                  > light the application on fire with functionality and fairly smart rendering
                  > to specific browsers without my intervention.
                  >[/color]

                  Comment

                  • Tony Toews

                    #10
                    Re: An intranet interface for Access

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                    • Jerry Boone

                      #11
                      Re: An intranet interface for Access

                      Thanks - your very helpful.


                      "starwars" <nobody@tatooin e.homelinux.net > wrote in message
                      news:d174fe7053 264113678c3489f d982692@tatooin e.homelinux.net ...[color=blue]
                      > Jerry Buffoone, have you figured it out yet? That you were had?
                      >
                      > Sorry, butthead, you jist isnt as smart as you thot you wuz.
                      >
                      > Nice little anecdote for the CDMA annals. [that's "anals" for Fenton]
                      >
                      > take care, butthead.[/color]


                      Comment

                      • Tony Toews

                        #12
                        Re: An intranet interface for Access

                        "Jerry Boone" <jerryb@antech. biz.nospam> wrote:
                        [color=blue]
                        >Thanks - your very helpful.[/color]

                        Please don't repeat any of the disgusting comments.

                        Tony
                        --
                        Tony Toews, Microsoft Access MVP
                        Please respond only in the newsgroups so that others can
                        read the entire thread of messages.
                        Microsoft Access Links, Hints, Tips & Accounting Systems at

                        Comment

                        • Jerry Boone

                          #13
                          Re: An intranet interface for Access

                          Sure, use PHP. It's good and pretty fast, just different. It's just that
                          the server the poster exposes would be windows and would already have
                          everything ready to go. I haven't been reading the tabs lately, how is that
                          lawsuit for stolen "SCO Unix" code found in Linux going? Just saying that
                          there are a few bad apples in every tree, give it time and they always
                          become more apparent.


                          "lcs Mixmaster Remailer" <mix@anon.lcs.m it.edu> wrote in message
                          news:2004022721 2003.30295.qmai l@nym.alias.net ...[color=blue]
                          >
                          > "Jerry Boone" <jerryb@antech. biz.killspam> wrote in message
                          > news:Ep4%b.2539 $u_6.2472@newss vr22.news.prodi gy.com...[color=green]
                          > > Using .Net is great once you surpass the learning curve, but if your[/color][/color]
                          over[color=blue]
                          > 50[color=green]
                          > > years of age, your chances of expiring may occur before you reach expert
                          > > level! Luckily, I started this at age 31... so I might make it if I try
                          > > really hard...
                          > >
                          > > What you really need to look at is ADO (for asp) or ADO.NET (for[/color][/color]
                          asp.net).[color=blue][color=green]
                          > > These components can be used as a middle layer that would be[/color][/color]
                          "sandwiched "[color=blue][color=green]
                          > > between your data source (mdb, sql db, et.) and your presentation Html.
                          > > They are responsible for connecting to your database (adodb.connecti on -
                          > > provide your connection string here), invoking a query or table open
                          > > (adodb.command) , and finally returning that data into an object variable
                          > > (adodb.recordse t) (usually a recordset or dataset object) in which you[/color][/color]
                          can[color=blue][color=green]
                          > > loop through to render the appropriate html to the client.
                          > >
                          > > [blah blah blah][/color]
                          >
                          >
                          > Hey, forget the kludge above and check into PHP. Why make life so
                          > difficult?
                          >
                          >
                          >
                          > --
                          > Jeff Aldrich, R.N.
                          >
                          >[/color]


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                          • Jerry Boone

                            #14
                            Re: An intranet interface for Access

                            Well, generally if you are a PHP lover, you would naturally want to use
                            Apache on Linux, despite the alternatives.

                            And you are such a genius, hmm... just a sec... ahhh...yes... you have been
                            watching the movie Master of Disguise with Dana Carvey. You remind me of
                            "Pistacio", is he your idol? You must have almost every word memorized!
                            You live and hide your identity just about as well too... the comments about
                            bafoone and turtle's really give it away. There is nothing original in your
                            writing, did you know? By judging that, I put you smack dab at puberty!
                            Amazing, does your momma really know what you are doing with her computer?

                            It was no surpise that you "dissappear ed" for a couple of weeks after
                            admitting defeat on the "Sympathy for Starwars :)" post -- . Was your ISP a
                            little hard on you? Would you really like to play again? You leave enough
                            evidence behind to uncover a microbe in the desert. What excuse did you
                            give momma when you lost your cable access? Do you know "who's your
                            daddy?", maybe I should show you again?

                            Lot's of laughs -- thanks starman... I'm really starting to enjoy myself
                            now! Keep up the good work, this is priceless!


                            <snip starman stuff for tony and others>


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                            • Jerry Boone

                              #15
                              Re: An intranet interface for Access

                              > You must have been tired when writing this. Even a bit below your
                              standards.

                              Hmm... your right in that it is below my standards. No matter how hard one
                              fights it, the animal instinct just has to "come out" once in a while.

                              Here's some examples... Our species has only advanced so much. In fact, you
                              are asking a lot from a species of animals who are entertained by watching
                              Ozzy Osborne's dogs having anal sex on MTV, or humans having sex with
                              animals. Really... I just barely remember as a kid seeing the next door
                              neighbors small dog humping a cat. If it were not for our ability to
                              communicate, more humans would be doing it and less law would be stopping
                              it. That's just an observation from the flight deck... "it's nature's way"
                              as the good old "Croc Hunter" would say.

                              With all of this activity that is exposed on public TV, web, and in front of
                              our very eyes by every species with a "pp"... you still hang on to your "pet
                              subject" in a group (dull as it may seem) that rejects you and most idea's
                              unless they are "technicall y feasible" and "on topic". He must have really
                              pissed you off... which is the only "somewhat" on topic part of your off
                              topic ranting.

                              This warning people about "the perv" just isn't a good battle cry. Have you
                              ever been in a bar and seen the bouncers throw the two with difference
                              outside? It is a good thing they do so others don't get hurt and the stage
                              doesn't get trashed. The only difference here is that you are yelling from
                              the door (thanks to your anony) and your nemi is still inside. You might be
                              able to make some noise... and some will hear you, but the band just covers
                              your voice by continuing to play. In time, I expect he will get tired of
                              you and do something about it... we all have a good idea where he would
                              start. That too is "nature's way".

                              Also, I am not interested in chasing you anymore. I found you once and I
                              know that if I tried I would succeed again. That's not saying that you
                              don't know what you are doing to some degree... it is saying that people in
                              general always slip somewhere... it's simply inevitable. Also, nice job
                              using those Italian foreign remailers - they are hardest to track since they
                              are out of most US jurisdiction. Just be careful since some are owned or
                              used by various mobsters and terrorists, which of course are the most
                              closely watched by the good old FBI and CIA. I'm sure everyone would be
                              very unhappy to see you pulled out of your house and your computer take for
                              evidence for a long time for something you didn't do. As I said before, the
                              tool you use has some heat -- if you can't deal with that heat then you
                              shouldn't use it. People post things about murdering babies and stuff with
                              the id you are using... who is to say that you didn't write that as well?!
                              You may very well be found by someone who is much more ready to pay you a
                              visit than anyone in this group. I know all about the reasons to use
                              remailers and the wacky excuses they use to pass them off as tools of
                              virtue... but really... why would you mail something without your ident on
                              it... duuuhhhh...

                              Lastly, you post to this group EVERY DAY as starwars. You mean to tell me
                              that between 2/13 and 2/27 you had access to your previous internet
                              connection? Come on starman - everyone knows better than that. One post on
                              2/21 wasn't made from your prior connection, you know... the one you were
                              banned from. Your persistence is your identity and somewhere it got lost
                              for about 14 days? Not to mention all the admissions you did on 2/13/04.
                              I'm really not gloating and I wasn't then, but you know you slipped and that
                              is that. Also, when you mock something really loud, it's obvious that you
                              were found. Kind of like your persistence with the subject you flog.

                              While things I may have said are lame (momma thing and such), you could
                              surely gesture the same with the "buffoone" and "barney fife" thing being
                              lame.

                              Anyway... enough ranting for the week, got a lot of work to do... try to be
                              good starman.


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