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**Lyle Fairfield** · Nov 12 '05, 03:30 PM

Re: *** Access Programmer Available ***

pjksoftwareinc@ netzero.com (pjksoftware) wrote in
news:4671d71e.0 310191723.749a1 ae6@posting.goo gle.com:
[color=blue]
> I am currently looking for offsite Access projects. I support Access
> 97 and 2000.
>
> I have 8 years experience programming in Access (2.0, 95, 97, 2000)
> and 12 years experience
> programming on the AS/400 in RPG and COBOL as well as Oracle on HP. I
> have a total of 20 years
> data processing experience in a variety of positions including
> programming, security, database administrator, communications, and
> operations.
>
> My educational background consists of a BS in Computer Science,
> graduate
> level courses, numerous classes of various topics from IBM, Logical
> Operations, etc.
>
> If my qualifications fit your requirements then please respond to
> pjksoftwareinc@ netzero.com with a name and phone number and I will
> respond asap.[/color]

When I hit a two iron the ball goes out 280 yards absolutely straight and
then hooks tens yards to the right. What should I do?

--
Lyle
(for e-mail refer to http://ffdba.com/contacts.htm)

**rkc** · Nov 12 '05, 03:30 PM

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"Lyle Fairfield" <MissingAddress @Invalid.Com> wrote in message
news:Xns9419DD2 D32DDFFFDBA@130 .133.1.4...[color=blue]
> pjksoftwareinc@ netzero.com (pjksoftware) wrote in
> news:4671d71e.0 310191723.749a1 ae6@posting.goo gle.com:
>[color=green]
> > I am currently looking for offsite Access projects. I support Access
> > 97 and 2000.
> >
> > I have 8 years experience programming in Access (2.0, 95, 97, 2000)
> > and 12 years experience
> > programming on the AS/400 in RPG and COBOL as well as Oracle on HP. I
> > have a total of 20 years
> > data processing experience in a variety of positions including
> > programming, security, database administrator, communications, and
> > operations.
> >
> > My educational background consists of a BS in Computer Science,
> > graduate
> > level courses, numerous classes of various topics from IBM, Logical
> > Operations, etc.
> >
> > If my qualifications fit your requirements then please respond to
> > pjksoftwareinc@ netzero.com with a name and phone number and I will
> > respond asap.[/color]
>
> When I hit a two iron the ball goes out 280 yards absolutely straight and
> then hooks tens yards to the right. What should I do?[/color]

Play the hook.

**Ruskin Hardie** · Nov 12 '05, 03:30 PM

Re: *** Access Programmer Available ***

Wow... If you started your degree at 18, then spent 3 years doing a BS, then
8 years access, 12 in as400/cobol, 20 in data processing, you are now 61...
That's a good employable age!!!

"pjksoftwar e" <pjksoftwareinc @netzero.com> wrote in message
news:4671d71e.0 310191723.749a1 ae6@posting.goo gle.com...[color=blue]
> I am currently looking for offsite Access projects. I support Access
> 97 and 2000.
>
> I have 8 years experience programming in Access (2.0, 95, 97, 2000)
> and 12 years experience
> programming on the AS/400 in RPG and COBOL as well as Oracle on HP. I
> have a total of 20 years
> data processing experience in a variety of positions including
> programming, security, database administrator, communications, and
> operations.
>
> My educational background consists of a BS in Computer Science,
> graduate
> level courses, numerous classes of various topics from IBM, Logical
> Operations, etc.
>
> If my qualifications fit your requirements then please respond to
> pjksoftwareinc@ netzero.com with a name and phone number and I will
> respond asap.
>
> Thanks[/color]

**Larry Linson** · Nov 12 '05, 03:30 PM

Re: *** Access Programmer Available ***

"Lyle Fairfield" wrote
[color=blue]
> When I hit a two iron the ball goes out
> 280 yards absolutely straight and
> then hooks tens yards to the right.
> What should I do?[/color]

Aim ten yards to the left?

**Ruskin Hardie** · Nov 12 '05, 03:30 PM

Re: *** Access Programmer Available ***

Give up golf... Try something more exciting, like racing filling cabinets or
head banging brick walls...

"Lyle Fairfield" <MissingAddress @Invalid.Com> wrote in message
news:Xns9419DD2 D32DDFFFDBA@130 .133.1.4...[color=blue]
> pjksoftwareinc@ netzero.com (pjksoftware) wrote in
> news:4671d71e.0 310191723.749a1 ae6@posting.goo gle.com:
>[color=green]
> > I am currently looking for offsite Access projects. I support Access
> > 97 and 2000.
> >
> > I have 8 years experience programming in Access (2.0, 95, 97, 2000)
> > and 12 years experience
> > programming on the AS/400 in RPG and COBOL as well as Oracle on HP. I
> > have a total of 20 years
> > data processing experience in a variety of positions including
> > programming, security, database administrator, communications, and
> > operations.
> >
> > My educational background consists of a BS in Computer Science,
> > graduate
> > level courses, numerous classes of various topics from IBM, Logical
> > Operations, etc.
> >
> > If my qualifications fit your requirements then please respond to
> > pjksoftwareinc@ netzero.com with a name and phone number and I will
> > respond asap.[/color]
>
> When I hit a two iron the ball goes out 280 yards absolutely straight and
> then hooks tens yards to the right. What should I do?
>
> --
> Lyle
> (for e-mail refer to http://ffdba.com/contacts.htm)[/color]

**rkc** · Nov 12 '05, 03:31 PM

Re: *** Access Programmer Available ***

"Ruskin Hardie" <RuHardie@xtra. NOSPAM.co.nz> wrote in message
news:NBIkb.1842 01$JA5.4591763@ news.xtra.co.nz ...[color=blue]
> Wow... If you started your degree at 18, then spent 3 years doing a BS,[/color]
then[color=blue]
> 8 years access, 12 in as400/cobol, 20 in data processing, you are now[/color]
61...[color=blue]
> That's a good employable age!!![/color]

You got a problem with 60+ year olds?

**vmg** · Nov 12 '05, 03:32 PM

Re: *** Access Programmer Available ***

Uh, Tiger, a hook is a shot that goes LEFT. Your shot, that goes right,
is a fade (a small slice).
You should hit a lower shot that only goes 260, and hits the ground before
fading right.

"Larry Linson" <bouncer@localh ost.not> wrote in message
news:ZSIkb.8082 $Y1.3737@nwrddc 03.gnilink.net. ..[color=blue]
> "Lyle Fairfield" wrote
>[color=green]
> > When I hit a two iron the ball goes out
> > 280 yards absolutely straight and
> > then hooks tens yards to the right.
> > What should I do?[/color]
>
> Aim ten yards to the left?
>
>[/color]

**Larry Linson** · Nov 12 '05, 03:32 PM

Re: *** Access Programmer Available ***

Several years ago, when I turned 60, I announced to my user group that I was
now "officially older'n dirt". And, not surprisingly, received my highest
ever hourly rates after that...

It may be Hell to get old, but it doesn't necessarily affect your ability to
do Access work. <GRIN>

**Larry Linson** · Nov 12 '05, 03:32 PM

Re: *** Access Programmer Available ***

"vmg" wrote
[color=blue]
> Uh, Tiger, a hook is a shot that
> goes LEFT. Your shot, that goes right,
> is a fade (a small slice). You should hit a
> lower shot that only goes 260, and hits
> the ground before fading right.[/color]

Goes to show, doesn't it, that I'm not a golfer, and, I guess it shows the
same about Lyle. So aim "the other direction from which it veers" would be a
more generic answer.

**David W. Fenton** · Nov 12 '05, 03:32 PM

Re: *** Access Programmer Available ***

bouncer@localho st.not (Larry Linson) wrote in
<geZkb.10643$Y1 .8494@nwrddc03. gnilink.net>:
[color=blue]
>It may be Hell to get old, but it doesn't necessarily affect your
>ability to do Access work. <GRIN>[/color]

Well, considering the alternative, I think I'd prefer getting old.

--
David W. Fenton http://www.bway.net/~dfenton
dfenton at bway dot net http://www.bway.net/~dfassoc

**Phobos** · Nov 12 '05, 03:34 PM

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"David W. Fenton" <dXXXfenton@bwa y.net.invalid> wrote in message
news:941AEB3FAd fentonbwaynetin vali@24.168.128 .90...
[color=blue][color=green]
> >It may be Hell to get old, but it doesn't necessarily affect your
> >ability to do Access work. <GRIN>[/color]
>
> Well, considering the alternative, I think I'd prefer getting old.[/color]

Eternal youth? <g>

P

**Larry Linson** · Nov 12 '05, 03:34 PM

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No, eternal youth isn't one of the realistic options; dying young,
unfortunately, is one of the realistic options. I'm reasonably sure that was
the alternative that David was talking about.

**David W. Fenton** · Nov 12 '05, 03:34 PM

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bouncer@localho st.not (Larry Linson) wrote in
<lmflb.13804$Y1 .6765@nwrddc03. gnilink.net>:
[color=blue]
>No, eternal youth isn't one of the realistic options; dying young,
>unfortunatel y, is one of the realistic options. I'm reasonably
>sure that was the alternative that David was talking about.[/color]

You think I'm young?

Well, everybody's young compared to you, Larry. :)

--
David W. Fenton http://www.bway.net/~dfenton
dfenton at bway dot net http://www.bway.net/~dfassoc

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