Redirect to a certain page based on connection speed

[ApexOfZilch]

I'm not sure if there is any way to even do this with javascript, but basically what I need to have is a way to detect a visitors connection speed and redirect them to either a page with 1 large animation, 3 animations, 5 animations etc based on how many they can load in 30 seconds.

I don't want the user to have to manually select what they think their connection speed I just want to have it redirect them automatically in the background, can this be done?

[Rabbit]

1) Use AJAX to load a file of a known size.
2) Measure how long that takes.
3) Redirect as appropriate.